The Best Million Dollar Chicken Recipe In Virginia
February 8, 2026
Ashburn, VA: My husband let our grandson take a menstrual cup to show and tell.
Our son and daughter-in-law were on vacation. I was visiting my best friend out of town. So, my husband stayed at our son’s house for the week to take care of our grandson.
After a couple of days my husband noticed our grandson playing with something he described as a “silicone tulip.” My husband said he was impressed by the verstly of the thing. For our grandson, the “silicone tulip” served as the following:
- A treasure chest for his pirates
- A net to catch the butterflies in the backyard
- A force field that protected his paw patrol figurines
That week, it went everywhere with our grandson. To the grocery store, the park and even out to dinner one night. Friday morning my grandson reminds my husband that it is show and tell. My grandson asks if he could take the “tulip toy”. My husband says “Sure!”. Off our grandson goes.
When my husband went to pick my grandson up, the teacher asked to speak with him. Here is how the conversation went:
Teacher: Ben’s show and tell was…interesting.
Husband: Yea! It’s cool right? We’ve been playing with that thing for days.
Teacher: Uh, Mr. Lawerence, do you know what that is?
Husband: Ummmmm….a silicone tulip?
Teacher: That is a, uh, menstrual cup.
Husband: Huh?
Teacher: It’s um, used to collect menstrual blood…
Husband: Wait…….what?
Teacher: It uh, goes inside, and uh…collects blood.
Husband: It just…stays in there?
Teacher: Yes.
Husband: Are you sure? I don’t think that would, uh, fit….too, uh…comfortably…there.
Teacher: It folds in half then springs open inside….
Husband: Sh*t.
Teacher: How did Ben get it?
Husband: Good question. Where do I get a replacement? My daughter in law will probably not be too pleased when she returns home. Something tells me she will not want to continue using this one.
When my husband called me and told me this story, I laughed so hard I peed myself. The best part was there was no way for my husband to pry that “toy” from our grandson.
In honor of my clueless husband and grandson, I want to share one of their favorite dishes I make. I hope you and your family enjoy it as much as we do.
Ingredients:
- 2 lbs boneless, skinless chicken breasts, thinly cut or pounded
- 6 oz cream cheese, softened
- 1/4 cup mayonnaise
- 1/2 cup crispy bacon, crumbled. About 8 slices. (optional)
- 1/2 cup green onions, chopped (about 4 onions)
- 3 Teaspoons Bald Buck Seasoning
- 1.5 cups colby jack cheese, shredded
Instructions:
- Preheat the oven to 350˚F.
- Combine the cream cheese, Bald Buck Seasoning, mayo, bacon crumbles (optional), green onion, and half of the cheddar cheese in a medium-sized bowl.
- Place the chicken breasts in a baking dish and spread the cheese mixture over them. Sprinkle the remaining cheddar cheese on top.
- Bake for 30-40 minutes or until the chicken reaches an internal temperature of 165˚F.
- Garnish with additional bacon and green onions, and serve hot.
Pro Tip:
- For the leftovers, try making the Million Dollar Chicken Grilled Sandwich. Slice the leftover chicken and put it between two slices of good white bread. Spread the creamy topping on one side of the bread, add fresh spinach leaves, and close the sandwich. Grill the sandwich in a buttered skillet over medium heat until both sides are golden brown.
- My second favorite leftover recipe is the Million Dollar Chicken Stuffed Baked Potato. Bake the potatoes and cut them open. Add salt and pepper. Chop leftover million dollar chicken and stuff it inside the potato. Top with cheese and extra bacon, then bake for 10-15 minutes until the cheese is melted and the filling is hot. Add sour cream, extra bacon, and green onions on top.
- Bald Buck Seasoning is key here. BBQ Pitmasters use it for their meat but I learned it makes for one hell of a seasoned salt. Try it in this dish but more importantly, experiment with it as the salt in your other dishes. It adds this unique flavor that is amazing but nobody will be able to put their finger on what that flavor is. There are reviews about it on YouTube but below is the best video about it.